There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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