if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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