I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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