and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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