why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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