Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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