Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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