is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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