she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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