how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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