OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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