im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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