Kiss
Puke
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
