On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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