I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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