sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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