did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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