Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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