If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
this hospital has no fireball
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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