I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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