we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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