fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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