she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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