Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Randomize
