i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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