Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
