a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
They took my balls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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