Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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