yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I haven't been this sober since birth.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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