Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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