the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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