How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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