The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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