And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
