ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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