thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
