..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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