so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Terrible idea I love it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I love you. Go after that dick
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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