I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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