I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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