Can Purell be used as lube?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like heaven, but drunker
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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