I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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