Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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