billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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