why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
