***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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