lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yo dont text me then not text me
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
3pm strippers are depressing
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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