I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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