that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You took a bar mat shot.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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