There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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