yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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