Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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