Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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