But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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