I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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