have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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