You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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