I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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