So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The Olympian is in my bed
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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